I saw a story on the news today
It made me wanna throw up
About a girl who just won t go away
I think we ve all had enough

And now I ve heard she said the N-word
Then she said she s just like me
Well I don t have 50 billion dollars
in my family

So here s to you, Paris Hilton
Could you hear me when I say
You ve got everything you want
So could you please just go away

Here s to you Paris Hilton
Can I say what s on our mind?
Go away, go away, Paris Hilton
Leave America behind

I saw her picture in the magazine
I saw her book in the store
And she had sex on my computer screen
But I just can t take anymore

Now am I alone in thinking
That she s really just a snot
And if she never said another word
We all would say that s hot

So here s to you, Paris Hilton
Could you hear me when I say
You ve got everything you want
So could you please just go away

Here s to you Paris Hilton
Could I say what s on our mind?
Go away, go away, Paris Hilton
Leave America behind

Behind, behind, behind, behind
Leave America behind
Leave us all behind